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Code by Mario
For clarity and maintainability, functions should return the modified object. To avoid side effects and ensure predictability, consider immutability or creating new copies. Relying on side effects may work in simple cases but can lead to errors.
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Feedback loops are amazing until you realize they mostly loop back to you doing more work.
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I overoptimized a function to save milliseconds, only to learn it was called once a week. Lesson? Know what actually matters, sometimes "fast enough" is already perfect.
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We once solved a complex bug and celebrated, only for a customer to find it again a week later. Turns out, we fixed the symptom, not the cause. Lesson? Band-aids work short-term, but root causes need surgery.
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Root cause analysis feels exhaustive until you remember it's only as good as the questions you ask.
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A senior dev once said, "Write code as if you're explaining it to someone who's tired, in a rush, and annoyed. Because someday, that will be you." Lesson? Clear, simple code saves lives (or at least sanity).
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During a sprint, we rushed to finish everything. The result? Features shipped half-baked and bugs rolled in. Lesson? Finishing less but doing it well often beats delivering a lot and spending weeks cleaning up.
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Agile seems brilliant until your standups start feeling like 'Groundhog Day' with less Bill Murray and more Jira tickets.
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